Occasionally some old fashioned hogwash is regurgitated and described as “the new new Internet business model” or words similar to that. A couple of weeks ago newspapers announced they were going to start charging for access to read articles on their website. It makes you wonder who makes these decisions, surely no one who actually surfs the net could possibly think their material will be worth squat if it cannot be shared by Internet users such as bloggers and twitter publishers. Who will ever know they wrote anything behind their paywall?

They tried this before too. One of the papers announcing this new move is one of the papers that failed in 1999! What short memories they have or are they not mentioning because of the bad karma it would bring? Who knows. The only thing we know for sure is this won’t work. Why? Well if they hide their text behind a paywall Google won’t index it. If Google don’t index it then no one will know they wrote it. If they allow just Google through like the idiots at Expert Exchange then all you need to do is click the Google Cached link beside the link and you have the full story for free. End of.

If they could provide a compelling reason for people to pay up and read, en masse, they may have found a new business model, but honestly, the only reason I read papers online is I don’t like ink on my fingers.

I will leave it to you to work out which is which!

Dear Albert,

I decided not to respond to your sarcasm and threats for these reasons:

1. It is not one of ours.  Check the top of the invoice, it has a different company name
2. Calling me a cupid stunt does not incentivise me (Edited for family readers)
3. I am sorry “file permissions are incorrect” does not make any sense to you.  There is no need to let me know if you find a better way to say it
4. I do not like you.

I was going to leave 4 out as its getting personal, but it is in direct response to your question why I do not respond to your messages instantly.  Perhaps if you were Kimberly Stewart asking me on a date you’d have better luck.

If you are truly tired of living in Jerk City, If you don’t want every day to be a walk down Asshole Avenue, then learn to be civilized, learn to be reasonable.  Or don’t as there is no point sending ducks to eagle school.

Regards,
Jake

You can also save the files to your disk by right-click save-as: elevated-HQ

See How to add a video to your site for instructions on how this can be added to your website.

Randy gave me an idea of the music he wanted but this was the closest cc I could find. If you would like to find your own www.jamendo.com is a good place to start.

This is my first attempt. I felt it was too long and I’m sorry Randy, I just don’t like that style of music.

So I decided to try another. This one is shorter, just over 30 seconds, so images move faster, and the music is more “traffic like”, at least to me!

And this is the final, a little longer than the second and my favourite.

Of course Randy can choose for himself which is best. Click here to download all files.

Lessons Learned

As a novice I expect to make a few mistakes.  If you decide to have a go at this and want to a video put together make sure the images you send are no smaller than 640 x 480 but 1024 x 768 would be much better.

How to take screenshots and videos?

If you are not sure how to take screenshots or do not have any suitable software you may find Jing useful.  It’s free and from the same people who make Snagit and Camtasia. Jing can be downloaded from www.jingproject.com.  The video’s Jing creates are crisp and in small files but if you want to play them on your PC/Mac you will need to grab a swiff player, www.globfx.com of a good player also free of charge.  You could convert them, most converters cost a few dollars, but there a few free too.

Whats all this about a FREE promo video then?

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In the last newsletter I promised to do a couple of free promo videos (see http://bit.ly/a7BLjX for the original post), here’s the email if you are interested:

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Update Feb 22

A slow version as requested by a few people. I have not made up my mind defo on this yet but I think I still prefer the fast one :) I am working on one with impact statements right now, thanks to Jose and Ron, The Godfather….

Update Feb 23
First files for the free video came from Randy Fountain of www.trafficspeedway.com and I have been having great fun looking for music to suit his chosen genre. Would be vice for someone to ask for Punk, Heavy Metal or even some decent Viking War music, not sure if Sabaton have any Creative Commons releases but that would certainly cause the kids to complain!

I have always wanted more from a data center than just good equipment and good service.  Why could they not proactively respond to service alerts?  It would make sense as the kind of support personnel you need are right there in their office 24/7.

Some data center’s offer better service for an additional fee but this is no real improvement when you consider that you still have to manage the service.  Sure you get immediate phone access, sure they provide “personal” attention but you still need to spend time working with them to get the problem fixed.

Proactive Support

Proactive support is the business of monitoring the services provided by your server and resolving situations either before or as soon as possible without the need for customer intervention.

For example, if the load on a server begins to threaten a service a member of support is notified and then takes the necessary action to solve it.  As a dedicated server customers this is all I need in a neat package.

And there is only one company that offers this kind of support:  Liquidweb

If anyone knows any others then please tell me their story.

An example of Liquidweb’s proactive support received this morning:

Hello,

This is a Liquid Web Monitoring Notification only, and requires no response
from you. Sonar Server Health Statistics and Monitoring Services are fully
explained here: http://liquidweb.com/services/sonar.html. If you would like
more information, please reply requesting it. If you would prefer to stop
receiving these notifications, please reply with “Disable”.

For information about this and other services on your server, visit the Liquid
Web Knowledge base: http://kb.liquidweb.com/

Our monitoring service detected that named was unresponsive on your server. We
were able to log in to your server and get the service responsive again.

The following actions were taken to prevent this from happening again:

named unresponsive due to servers load, found much of the load to be from
mysql and mysql was set to the default, blank, configuration. Added the
following configuration based upon the servers memory.

[mysqld]
max_connections = 250
safe-show-database
skip-locking
key_buffer = 128M
max_allowed_packet = 1M
table_cache = 256
sort_buffer_size = 2M
read_buffer_size = 2M
read_rnd_buffer_size = 2M
myisam_sort_buffer_size = 64M
query_cache_size= 32M
max_heap_table_size = 48M
tmp_table_size = 48M
thread_cache_size = 8
wait_timeout = 30
interactive_timeout = 300

[mysqldump]
quick
max_allowed_packet = 16M

[mysql]
no-auto-rehash

[isamchk]
key_buffer = 96M
sort_buffer_size = 64M
read_buffer = 2M
write_buffer = 2M

[myisamchk]
key_buffer = 96M
sort_buffer_size = 64M
read_buffer = 2M
write_buffer = 2M

Regards,
John VanBuskirk
Monitoring Team
Systems Administrator

Today a forum member posted comments from twitter support after they refused his API application:

Hello,

We apologize for the inconvenience, but we do not allow personal branding of Applications with Traffic Exchange URLs. I should also inform you that all of our external links from tweets are tagged “nofollow,” as such, tweeting from that source will not improve your search index ranking. If you are using that webpage as a landing page while you build a separate application, I recommend changing your APP URL to one that describes your application or organization appropriately, if your application is legitimate we will reconsider your suspension.

Regards,
Brian
API Support

I find these comments somewhat curious, although I do not know what question was asked by the traffic exchange owner their reply is reminiscent of the Stormpay “autosurf” fiasco a few years ago where all traffic exchanges were demonised by association.

An esoteric group of authorities have now tainted an entire industry, a popular one that has existed for a long time, because they don’t like it or perhaps see it as a threat.  Google, Twitter, Blogger and sadly even the SEC to name a few.

What is so different between twitter and traffic exchanges?  They both encourage people to share ideas and websites, albeit in different ways.  Traffic exchanges have not sprung up overnight to make twitters life difficult (not that they could) and have been serving a growing number of customers since the early 90’s.  It begs the question why twitter believe they are a legitimate application and a traffic exchange is not?

What does “legitimate” mean, does this mean a traffic exchange is illegal or are they referring to what a traffic exchange maybe used for?

A user can add a link to illegal content in a traffic exchange, but they can do the same on twitter so what’s the difference?

There is one obvious difference, for every succesful traffic exchange their is a proud owner making a profit, something the two owners of twitter have yet to achieve.  Each traffic exchange owner has an emotional connetion to their business and consequently does everything in their power to keep it legal.  I bet the ratio of passionate owners to users is a lot healthier than twitters!

As soon as the IBM PC released it was clear that generic hardware and OS development would drive progress.  So companies like Apple that greedily protected everything they did and kept their prices artificially high under some waspish excuse that they did things in more style could well be the reason for my dislike of them.

Their constant attack on everyone else probably another.  I had always thought they were part of the Apple Music label and is probably why I bought my first (an Apple II), the public battle between them and the Beatles, which I think the Beatles lost, was astonishing news to me.  But they continue to steal names from my memory for which I thought were other things.  At the early launch of the net for example “iPhone” was a name given to an early VOIP application, and again I had mislead myself into believing that their new phone was going to be little more than that with a 3g connection.  How far from the truth, but I am not an iPhone protagonist.  Its the device that sets the standard for other manufacturers.  Even a blind chicken finds corn sometimes.

But its not just product names they have taken, its design too.  In the early 80’s I contracted to a hardware manufacturer based in Aberdeen.  They created a PC which was identical to the iMac pedestal in every way except it had a plastic arm rather than a fancy chrome one.  It could also be purchased in multiple colors rather than just white.  When Apple released their version 20 years later and claimed it was “a world first” I confess it took me back.  I contacted the founder of the PC manufacturer (a household name in the US and UK in its time)  and asked him if he was aware of Apples claim and would he not be doing something about it?  “Martyn..” he sighed “I’m retired at 67 with just enough to see me through, why should I care?”.

And honestly what does it matter? So Apple succeed again due to apathy and a cult following that live and breath everything they say.

Along comes yesterdays announcement of the iPad.  I had resolved that I was going to overcome my irrational attitude towards Apple and investigate with a view to buy.  I decided rather than go for the iPhone I would save the cash and investigate Apples Tablet PC (I assume they are not going to claim they innovated this idea too).  But that name!  Check out #itampon on twitter and you will see why I have become reluctant again.

I am going to find it hard to be proud of my purchase with a name like that (and I know just how irrational that sounds).

When everywhere else still asks £400+ it suggests Amazon have made a mistake. Personally I hope not as I ordered two this morning! If you search Amazon you might see their old advert which shows it still at the old price of £436.59, but click this link and its still showing for just £90.21 :–)

UPDATE Jan 27th, 2010

Well it doesn’t look like it took them long to figure out the problem but they have so far not cancelled my order (too damn right). Below is a copy of the original offer (for posterity’s sake). Click for full size.

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