An open letter from Jake to Albert.
Dear Albert,
I decided not to respond to your sarcasm and threats for these reasons:
- It is not one of ours. Check the top of the invoice, it has a different company name
- Calling me a cupid stunt does not incentivise me (Edited for family readers)
- I am sorry “file permissions are incorrect” does not make any sense to you. There is no need to let me know if you find a better way to say it
- I do not like you.
I was going to leave 4 out as its getting personal, but it is in direct response to your question why I do not respond to your messages instantly. Perhaps if you were Kimberly Stewart asking me on a date you’d have better luck.
If you are truly tired of living in Jerk City, If you don’t want every day to be a walk down Asshole Avenue, then learn to be civilized, learn to be reasonable. Or don’t as there is no point sending ducks to eagle school.
Regards,
Jake
Do not send your ducks to eagle school
An open letter from Jake to Albert.
Dear Albert,
I decided not to respond to your sarcasm and threats for these reasons:
I was going to leave 4 out as its getting personal, but it is in direct response to your question why I do not respond to your messages instantly. Perhaps if you were Kimberly Stewart asking me on a date you’d have better luck.
If you are truly tired of living in Jerk City, If you don’t want every day to be a walk down Asshole Avenue, then learn to be civilized, learn to be reasonable. Or don’t as there is no point sending ducks to eagle school.
Regards,
Jake